fired from jerkcity

"fired from jerkcity" | Tuesday, January 11, 2000 | No. 472
spigot: I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JERKCITY FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
spigot: NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS
spigot: NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS
spigot: WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES.







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.