your waiter this evening

"your waiter this evening" | Sunday, December 11, 2011 | No. 4,738
pants: HI EVERYBODY I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: I'LL BE YOUR WAITER THIS EVENING
pants: OUR SPECIALS ARE THE VARIED LUMPS ON MY DICK EACH ONE WEIRDER THAN THE LAST







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.