how the giraffe was made

"how the giraffe was made" | Thursday, March 1, 2012 | No. 4,815
pants: BUT AS IT TURNED OUT THE DICKS AND PRICKS VANISHED THE MINUTE I RELEASED THEM INTO THE WATER, AND THAT'S HOW THE GIRAFFE WAS MADE







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