drowned in the toilet

"drowned in the toilet" | Tuesday, April 10, 2012 | No. 4,855
pants: I AM A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN !!!!! MY LEAFBLOWER IS PART OF THE UNIFORM !!!!!! THESE TRUCKS AND THOSE JACKHAMMERS HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY THE KING ON HIGH HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!!
pants: CUTTING A HOLE INTO YOUR FLOOR WITH THE SAW-Z-ALL IN SEARCH OF THE BATCAVE BUT INSTEAD FINDING FRIGHTENED INDIAN NEIGHBORS AND EVENTUALLY 911
deuce: AND FINALLY SILENCE (DROWNED IN THE TOILET)
pants: FOUR MISTRIALS LATER







Tomorrow
"the weather control machine" starring deuce and pants




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