if you touch my wiener

"if you touch my wiener" | Monday, April 16, 2012 | No. 4,861
deuce: IF YOU TOUCH MY WIENER IT PUFFS UP LIKE A PORCUPINE
deuce: OR A POPCORN KERNEL POPPING
deuce: OR A PEACOCK FLARING ITS FEATHERS
deuce: OR A RACCOON SUCKING DICK







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