an old shirt

"an old shirt" | Thursday, May 10, 2012 | No. 4,881
deuce: TODAY I BROUGHT NEW LIFE TO THIS WORLD
deuce: I JUST JIZZED ON AN OLD SHIRT
pants: SCORE
deuce: FOR ITS BIRTHDAY I THREW IT IN THE TRASH: THAT'S ONE LESS SHIRT IN THIS WORLD







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