so are my balls

"so are my balls" | Wednesday, September 5, 2012 | No. 4,994
deuce: MY TITS ARE ALL-AMERICAN
pants: WEIRD: SO ARE MY BALLS
deuce: LIES
pants: NO CHECK IT OUT: GO ON
deuce: ALL LIES
pants: GET ON IN THERE
pants: G'ON
deuce: I KNOW I'M RIGHT I DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT
pants: G'ON







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