timecop (part 1 of 2)

"timecop (part 1 of 2)" | Saturday, October 13, 2012 | No. 5,024
pants: DICKS IN SPACE
deuce: VACUUM DICKS
pants: FOREVER EXPANDING, REALLY POKING ME IN MY EYES
pants: SOMEHOW THE ONE SAME DICK IS POKING ME IN BOTH MY EYES
deuce: THE SAME DICK TRAVELLING FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME







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"oops tapped one" starring deuce and spigot and pants




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