the trap door is important (long version)

"the trap door is important (long version)" | Wednesday, February 27, 2013 | No. 5,158
deuce: STAGE 1: WAKE UP
deuce: STAGE 2: WALK TOWARD COMPUTER TO SEE HOW MY SUICIDE GIRLS APPLICATION PROCESS IS GOING
deuce: STAGE 3: STEP ON TRAP DOOR AND FALL INTO PORTAL CHAIN THAT EJECTS ME INTO SPACE
deuce: STAGE 4: LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS 10-15 SECONDS LATER DUE TO ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE
deuce: STAGE 5: EXPERIENCE BRAIN DEATH IN 3-5 MINUTES DUE TO ANOXIA
deuce: STAGE 6: COOL TO AMBIENT TEMPERATURE BASED ON INSOLATION
deuce: STAGE 7: INCONSPICUOUSLY ORBIT THE SUN FOREVERMORE
deuce: STAGE 8: JUSTICE







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