here's the trick

"here's the trick" | Monday, May 6, 2013 | No. 5,225
spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A DICK
spigot: GURK / GURK
spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A PRICK
spigot: HURF / HONK
spigot: IF YOU'RE SOMETHING SOMETHING GAY
spigot: AND MY DONG IS IN THE WAY
spigot: HERE'S THE TRICK: LICK A DICK / OR A PRICK
spigot: ZZZZZZZZZ







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