this week's newsletter

"this week's newsletter" | Friday, March 10, 2000 | No. 531
spigot: AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS
spigot: IF EVERYONE JUST GARGLED THEM ALL UP AND DOWN AND EVERY WHICH WAY HOW DO YOU THINK THE NEXT GAY PERSON MIGHT FEEL
spigot: I'LL BET NOT TOO GOOD







Tomorrow
"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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