all the bread at whole foods

"all the bread at whole foods" | Saturday, September 14, 2013 | No. 5,356
spigot: TAKING MY LAST 1/2 ADDERALL AND BUYING ALL THE BREAD AT WHOLE FOODS
pants: SPENDING 90 MINUTES PICKING OUT THE BEST LOAF (EVERYBODY IN THE STORE STANDING AROUND YOU IN A SEMI-CIRCLE, STARING)
spigot: NOW JUST SITTING IN THE AISLE ORGANIZING WHEATS, WHITES, WHOLE GRAINS
spigot: I DO SO WORK HERE







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"literally mansplained" featuring spigot




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