and how can i stretch you out

"and how can i stretch you out" | Tuesday, December 10, 2013 | No. 5,432
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
deuce: YAY
spigot: I REJECT YOUR GAY ANTHEMS AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
spigot: I'M TURNING INTO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH
deuce: IN WHAT WAY AND HOW CAN I HELP STRETCH YOU OUT







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