crabapples

"crabapples" | Thursday, January 9, 2014 | No. 5,460
PANTS: INSERTING CRABAPPLES INTO MY ASS: FOOMP ONE
DEUCE: WHERE ARE THEY GOING
PANTS: FOOMP TWO
DEUCE: THEY'RE JUST DISAPPEARING
PANTS: FOOOOOOMP THRRRRRREEEEEEE
DEUCE: THERE'S SOME KIND OF MAGICAL PORTAL IN Y-- OH THERE THEY ARE AGAIN, GROSS







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