timecop

"timecop" | Monday, February 3, 2014 | No. 5,485
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I'M THE TIMECOP
spigot: WOAH HEY GOING BACK IN TIME
spigot: NOTHING BUT COCKS IN THE VORTEX
spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET
spigot: NO TIME FOR CRAZY ACROBATICS







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.