dicks waiting their turn in an orderly queue

"dicks waiting their turn in an orderly queue" | Saturday, March 1, 2014 | No. 5,511
uncredited woman: A MULTITUDE OF DICKS
uncredited woman: WAITING THEIR TURN IN AN ORDERLY QUEUE
deuce: ONE OR MORE DICKS
uncredited woman: DICKS PATIENTLY CHECKING THEIR WATCHES
deuce: DICKS LOOKING AT THEIR SMARTPHONES, PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE TALKING TO FRIENDS







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