seti@home

"seti@home" | Saturday, April 1, 2000 | No. 553
deuce: I'M A SETI@HOME USER !!!!!
deuce: I TRACK THE PROGRESS OF MY WORK UNITS VERY CLOSELY !!!!!!!
deuce: I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IN THE SKY MY WORK UNITS ARE FROM !!!!!!!!!
deuce: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT --
deuce: NAY, RESPONISIBLITY --
deuce: TO OPEN MY FAT FUCKING MOUTH
deuce: WHENEVER I THINK OF SOME SHIT STUPID SCHEME FOR IMPROVING SETI !!!!!!!
deuce: SIR YOUR BOOT AND MY NECK
spigot: I HACKED THE SETI SCREEN SAVER SO IT ALWAYS LOOKS SPIKEY AND IMPORTANT!!!!
deuce: NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT BOOT
spigot: I WILL WIN THE PEACE PRIZE, REWARD MONEY







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