the reason the sky looks blue

"the reason the sky looks blue" | Monday, June 9, 2014 | No. 5,610
spigot: FOLKS THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE MEN THAN WOMEN IN COMPUTER SCIENCE IS BECAUSE IT'S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO RECTIFY THE IMBALANCE.
spigot: FOLKS THE REASON THE SKY LOOKS BLUE IS BECAUSE DUST IN THE ATMOSPHERE CHOPS UP LIGHT FROM THE SUN INTO TINY WAVELENGTHS WHICH OUR EYES DETECT AS BLUE.
spigot: FOLKS MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE JUST ISN'T DOING IT FOR ME THIS MORNING
pants: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A WINE COOLER OR MAYBE A GLASS OF WATER







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