we're going to have to beat that bear off

"we're going to have to beat that bear off" | Tuesday, June 24, 2014 | No. 5,624
spigot: KEEP REACHING FOR THAT BIG FAT DICK IN THE SKY
spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8
pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN
spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.