sir your tongue is much too close

"sir your tongue is much too close" | Saturday, April 22, 2000 | No. 574
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH







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