more social more sticky

"more social more sticky" | Friday, December 5, 2014 | No. 5,789
spigot: MORE BULLET POINTS, MORE LISTS, MORE VISUALS, MORE SHORT-FORM, MORE MICROCONTENT
pants: MORE SOCIAL, MORE STICKY, MORE VIRAL, MORE SHAREABLE
deuce: MORE HEROIN







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