where no man has gone before

"where no man has gone before" | Thursday, February 26, 2015 | No. 5,872
CAPTAIN: TODAY WE'RE GOING TO CONCENTRATE LESS ON OUTER SPACE AND MORE ON INNER TOILETS
SPARKY: WOOF URF BZZZP HOP BOP
PRIVATE JIM: BUT WHY CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN: HEY SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU'LL SEE
PRIVATE JIM: THAT'S A ROGER
SPARKY: BZZZZZ HURBLE BIP DIP PIP







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