the corbomite maneuver

the corbomite maneuver

"the corbomite maneuver" | Saturday, March 7, 2015 | No. 5,881

pants: SUDDENLY, BONGS COULD BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG
deuce: BONG BONG
deuce: BONG BONG BONG BONG
deuce: (GETTING LOUDER AS IT GETS CLOSER YOU SEE)
pants: THANKS DOCTOR DOPPLER
deuce: T PANTS THIS IS ABOUT INTENSITY NOT FREQUENCY SO FUCK OFF MR. WIZARD

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