free-range

"free-range" | Friday, May 1, 2015 | No. 5,936
ozone: I SAW SOME FREE-RANGE COCKS UP AROUND THE CORNER
ozone: SHOULD I GO UP THERE AND SEE IF I CAN CATCH ONE
ozone: NOBODY LIVES THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE COCKS JUST WANDERED OFF
ozone: MAYBE THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK INTO A CAT CARRIER
ozone: I HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE







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