dazed and confused

"dazed and confused" | Sunday, May 21, 2000 | No. 603
spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER
spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000
spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN
pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE







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