all over my face

"all over my face" | Monday, August 3, 2015 | No. 6,030
spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL OVER MY FACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: HOLY GOD MY PANTS ARE FILLING UP WITH MY OWN CRAP
spigot: I CAN BARELY MOVE, STUFFED IN THESE BLOATED FOAMY PANTS HURRRRRBLE HERE COMES A BURST OF URINE







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