my best guess

"my best guess" | Monday, November 23, 2015 | No. 6,140
pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOUTH OPEN WIDE TO RECEIVE
pants: TO RECEIVE UH
pants: WELL
spigot: GURK GLK GLK SPLK PLUP
pants: TO RECEIVE DATA IS MY BEST GUESS
spigot: NOT QUITE MY TEMPO







Tomorrow
"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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