if abraham lincoln were alive today

"if abraham lincoln were alive today" | Wednesday, December 9, 2015 | No. 6,156
deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD STILL LICK DICK
spigot: LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND







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