fanny pack

"fanny pack" | Friday, December 11, 2015 | No. 6,158
pants: STUFF MY FANNY WITH POO
spigot: DID YOU MEAN FANNY PACK
spigot: BECAUSE YOUR FANNY MIGHT ALREADY BE FULL!!!!!!!
spigot: OR AM I PACKING THE FANNY
spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL
spigot: SENDING YOU A CALENDAR INVITE
spigot: MONDAY MORNING AT 6:30 WORK FOR YOU??????
spigot: IT WILL BE AN ALL-DAY EVENT
spigot: STRETCHING THE RIBBON ACROSS THE ENTIRE WEEK AND AROUND THE MOON
spigot: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO COLLABORATE!!!!!!!!
spigot: A KICK-OFF CALL!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FOLLOWED BY A VERY IMPORTANT ONE ON ONE
spigot: AND A SELF REVIEW
spigot: AND A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
spigot: IT'S NOT WORKING OUT AND HERE'S A BOX
spigot: GUESS YOU CAN PACK THAT!!!!!!!
spigot: SUBJECT: EXIT INTERVIEW MON 6:30AM
spigot: SUBJECT: DID YOU GET MY MAIL
spigot: SUBJECT: LEFT YOUR POO IN THE STAIRWELL







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