things you can do to it

"things you can do to it" | Tuesday, December 29, 2015 | No. 6,176
pants: PUNCH IT
pants: PUT A CLOTHESPIN ON IT
pants: STUFF IT UNDER THE SINK
pants: SPIN IN AROUND REAL FAST-LIKE
pants: MAKE IT SIT IN THE BACK SEAT
pants: CHOP IT UP, PUT IT IN THE STEW
pants: HANG IT UNTIL DEAD
pants: DIP IT IN THE CREEK







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