then i go online

"then i go online" | Sunday, March 6, 2016 | No. 6,232
spigot: LORD GOD IT'S HAMBURGERS
rands: CHRIST
spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROLL UP MY WRIST PAD SO IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND BALLS
spigot: THEN I GO ONLINE AND PRETEND TO HAVE A BONER







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"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.