rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest

"rape cops part 3: jerkcity's finest" | Friday, June 23, 2000 | No. 637
deuce: YOU DON'T DOUCHE VERY REGULARLY, DO YOU
spigot: NOW DID HE GIVE YOU THAT BRUISE THERE
spigot: OR DID YOU JUST RUN INTO A DOOR
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE
deuce: HERE'S $10 GO BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE
spigot: YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE
spigot: I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE
deuce: I'M JIM BELUSHI IN THE PRINCIPAL
deuce: LBAHALBHLABHLABHLABHLABHLAB
spigot: PERHAPS YOU ENJOYED MY WORK IN K9 COP







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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