light and bright

"light and bright" | Thursday, August 18, 2016 | No. 6,395
spigot: TURN YOUR KEY SIR
spigot: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A FUCK-YOU MESSAGE TO MILLENNIALS, DON'T USE ANY DARK THEMES, GO LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH YOUR TEXT EDITOR AND THEY WON'T COME NEAR YOU
spigot: I'M USING ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE WITH LOTS OF MILK AND THEY SQUINT LIKE ASIANS READING PRICE TAGS







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"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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