listing the dicks

"listing the dicks" | Wednesday, September 21, 2016 | No. 6,426
atandt: 1. DICK CLARK
atandt: 2. DICK VAN DYKE
atandt: 3. DICK VAN PATTEN
deuce: 4. JORDAN MCKNIGHT
deuce: WHOOPS SORRY GOT CONFUSED THERE
atandt: 4. DICK BUTKUS
deuce: 5. NINA DE PONCA
deuce: WHOOPS SORRY
deuce: MY MISTAKE
atandt: IM ALL OUT OF DICK
spigot: 6. THE TIME I USED SHAMPOO TO JERK AND EVERYTHING JUST GOT ALL FOAMY AND STINGY







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