mona lisa

"mona lisa" | Monday, September 26, 2016 | No. 6,431
spigot: WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD
spigot: CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET
spigot: DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP OR CAN I SIT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE
spigot: MAY I PLEASE GET UP CLOSE TO THE PAINING AND SMOOSH MY ICE CREAM ON IT







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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