the tyranny of the beatoff

"the tyranny of the beatoff" | Thursday, October 13, 2016 | No. 6,448
deuce: FOLKS I'M JUST SAYING WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK TO REORGANIZE JERKCITY'S GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE NOW THAT THE TYRANT HAS FLED
deuce: I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU: THE NEW LEADER WILL BE AT LEAST AS BAD AS THE LAST, BUT WE'LL BE HAPPY WITH CHANGE FOR ITS OWN SAKE FOR A WHILE







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.