a bug that scares my friend

"a bug that scares my friend" | Tuesday, November 8, 2016 | No. 6,474
deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
pants: A DONG
deuce: A QUEER
deuce: A FEMALE QUEER
deuce: GAY
deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK
pants: :NOTES:
deuce: BEE
deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND
deuce: BAA
deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES
deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME
pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE:
pants: T DEUCE DICKS
deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND







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