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"is there a doctor in the house" | Monday, July 3, 2000 | No. 648
pants: SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: KITTY LITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PLEASE HURRY !!!!!
deuce: SHUT THAT GUY UP







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