"smart tv" | Monday, December 12, 2016
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No. 6,505
spigot: {{{{ SMART }}}}} THERMOSTATS
spigot: I'M BORED / TURN THE TV ON / WIPE MY KNOBS
spigot: {{{{{ SMART }}}}} TV
spigot: HERE'S YOU BEATING OFF ON THURSDAY (ALL SCREENS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE)
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.
