volume knob

"volume knob" | Friday, February 3, 2017 | No. 6,549
spigot: GOD BLESS THAT SLOBBERY, ENTHUSIASTIC COCKSUCKER AND HER POUTY LITTLE FUCKFACE
deuce: I PARTICULARLY APPRECIATE HER SKINNY ATHLETIC BODY AND HOW THE VOLUME KNOB CAN BE TURNED TO ZERO
spigot: IF I CAN'T HEAR THE CHOKING I CAN'T GET IT UP
deuce: THAT'S YOUR HANGUP MAN







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"a wormhole to another region of spacetime" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.