the nearest knish cart

"the nearest knish cart" | Tuesday, February 28, 2017 | No. 6,573
spigot: BLINDFOLD ME AND PUT ME ANYWHERE IN TOWN AND I'LL STUMBLE AND BUMBLE MY WAY TO THE NEAREST KNISH CART
spigot: HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS BUS HAVE SNICKERDOODLES
spigot: WE NEED MORE AEROSOL FOODS AND WE NEED THEM AIMED AT MY MOUTH
spigot: CAN WE GET A ROUND TABLE GOING ON THIS







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.