folks

"folks" | Tuesday, March 21, 2017 | No. 6,592
spigot: AND NOW THE PURPOSE OF MY 'FOLKS' IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A MOMENT TO LOCK AND LOAD A TWO-ASSET GAG
spigot: DOES SERIOUSLY NOBODY CARE THAT BAY AREA RAINWATER STAINS MY PLASTIC BICYCLE PANTS WITH A FRESH, PROCEDURALLY GENERATED POO-DOWN-THE-LEGS PHONG SHADER
deuce: PHONG
spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS CALIFORNIA'S POWER GRID BECAUSE I'M HAVING A ROLLING BROWN-OUT
pants: PHONG







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