gator meat

"gator meat" | Friday, January 12, 2018 | No. 6,878
pants: FLUSHING MY DONG DOWN THE CRAPPER
effigy: ...CALLING ROTO-ROOTER
pants: REELING IT BACK IN WITH AN ALLIGATOR ATTACHED TO THE TIP
pants: EATING IT, FLUSHING IT BACK DOWN FOR MORE GATOR MEAT
pants: SOON IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS DAY







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
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