under there

"under there" | Thursday, August 17, 2000 | No. 694
deuce: IF I COULD JERK OFF TO ONE THING I'D JERK OFF TO YOU YOU AND YOU
deuce: AND YOU UNDER THERE
pants: THERE'S NOBODY UNDER HERE
spigot: I'M BEHIND THIS CURTAIN
spigot: (FLAPPING AT IT)
pants: I WOULD COME OUT FOR HEAD COUNT BUT I AM STUCK UNDER THE SINK
pants: IT IS COLD AND DAMP
pants: SOMEBODY LEFT THE CAP OFF THE 409







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.