jerkbone

"jerkbone" | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 | No. 784
spigot: T PANTS IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS
spigot: ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE
pants: YOU CAN STILL PAY RENT THROUGH RIGHT
pants: A KNOCK TO THE NUTS (E.G. TESTICLES) SHOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM WRITING CHECKS
spigot: ACTUALLY THE BONE THAT CONNECTS MY NUTS TO MY WRIST IS SPRAINED
spigot: THAT'S MY JERKBONE
spigot: POSSIBLY MY JIZZBONE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR







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"lower back and neck pains" featuring deuce




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.