lollygagging

"lollygagging" | Friday, November 17, 2000 | No. 786
rands: I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK
pants: NO CARS DELIVERED WITHOUT THIS CHECK
rands: YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY
pants: ALLOW TWENTY MINUTES FOR CAR RETRIEVAL
rands: IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE
pants: THIS CONTRACT LIMITS OUR LIABILITY! READ IT!







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