hello ??

"hello ??" | Tuesday, December 26, 2000 | No. 823
rands: HELLO ?? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
rands: HELLO ?? PLEASE HOLD FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR
rands: HELLO ?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY
rands: WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
rands: WHAT
rands: GRR
rands: HELLO ?? I'M SORRY HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW
rands: I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED THANKS
rands: HELLO ?? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
rands: PLEASE HOLD
pants: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PHONES
rands: WE'RE SHORT OF HELP THIS SEASON AND--
pants: I DON'T REALLY CARE YOU KNOW







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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