an open letter to the stile project

"an open letter to the stile project" | Thursday, January 11, 2001 | No. 839
pants: DEAR STILE,
pants: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY LETTERS AND FAXES
pants: I HAVE SHOWN YOU PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY BREASTS
rands: CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE LOVES DICK
pants: DICK IS GOOD
uncredited bunny: COCKS
pants: O STILE WHERE IS THY STING
atandt: THIS IS A SHAMELESS ATTEMPT TO GET TRAFFIC IS IT NOT
rands: SHUT UP
rands: YOU'LL BLOW THE SCAM
pants: STILE AND PRIMUS SUCK ???
rands: WHAT IS THE SCAM ANYWAY
pants: HOW CAN THIS BE
rands: IT CAN'T BE THE MONEY OR WOMEN
pants: TAKE ME NOW LORD
atandt: NO GROUPIES?
rands: NOT EVEN A FAT ONE
atandt: WHAT ABOUT HIM
rands: LONG STORY
pants: O SOLO BONERS







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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