cut

"cut" | Monday, December 14, 1998 | No. 84
pants: I HATE THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON)
rands: WHEN YOU GET IRRATIONAL, I GET STIFF
pants: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE
pants: UH
deuce: JEW-KABOB
pants: DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER
rands: CUT
pants: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE
rands: FUCKING READ FROM THE SCRIPT
pants: I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH THE EASTERN EUROPEAN SITUATION
rands: THIS ISN'T EVENING AT THE IMPROV
deuce: GLAHGLAGH







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