terrible thing

"terrible thing" | Monday, March 5, 2001 | No. 892
pants: HELP
pants: HELP HELP
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
rands: WHAT NOW
pants: I HAVE DONE A TERRIBLE THING
rands: VIOLATED A RESTRAINING ORDER?
pants: NO
rands: LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?
pants: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
rands: ARE YOU HURT OR SICK
pants: I REQUIRE SOME ASSISTANCE
rands: SPLAIN
pants: REMEMBER THE GOTH GIRL I MARRIED ???
rands: KIND OF
pants: WELL WE NEED TO DIG A GOTH GIRL SIZED HOLE
rands: IS SHE DEAD
pants: KIND OF
rands: ELABORATE
pants: SHE'S CANADIAN
rands: I'LL GET THE SHOVEL







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